What Happened To My Old 401K?

It’s always been a mystery to me how at the end of the day you put two socks in the dirty clothes hamper and when they get washed and folded somehow you only get one back. How is this possible? Is there some evil force that comes in the middle of the night and steals socks? Or maybe they’re all hiding in some secret compartment in the dryer. I don’t know. All I know is there a lot of “unmarried” socks in my drawer and they’re desperately looking for their other half.

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Tigger, Eeyore, and Retirement

Do you remember the show Winnie the Pooh? There were two characters that always intrigued me. Eeyore and Tigger. Tigger was a bubbly, excited, and cheerful tiger that loved life and bounced his friends continually. In fact he is quoted as saying “Once in a while someone amazing comes along…and here I am.” Eeyore on the other hand was a gloomy, pessimistic, and depressed donkey. Everything was half empty and there was always something that could be worse. Eeyore is quoted as saying this, “It’s snowing still, and freezing. However,” he said, brightening up a little, “we haven’t had an earthquake lately.”
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